The difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,’Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?’ The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a […]

Short Fused

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, ‘What a great chest you have!’   He tells her, ‘That’s 180 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.’   He takes off his pants and the blonde says, ‘What massive calves you have!’   The body builder tells her, ‘That’s 180 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.’  He then removes his underwear, […]

Laugh a little!!

Lanie has obviously put me back on her funny e-mail list…. So I will do the necessary censoring and paste the ones that really make me laugh… This one did. 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do […]

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman […]

Curry-on laughing…..

I always can count on Lanie to send me something to cheer me up. But I also do not have time to pass it on, thereby contributing to the general chaos of bandwidth death. So I have thought up another way where friends can choose if they feel like laughing…I will send them a link […]