Avoid drinking water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don’t.wine

As Ben Franklin said : In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria  found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey, grappa or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember : Water = Poop     Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk kak, than to drink water
and be full of kak.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.  I’m doing
this as a public service.

(Thanx Nicole- good one! Photo credit: www.flickr.com/photos/75138551@N00/3549509993)

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Reindeer facts

reindeer 1.jpgAccording to the Alaska Department of Fish and game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to Mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.reindeer 2.jpg

We should’ve known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!

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