Posted by Maggie on June 15, 2010
This is a very important instruction guide to survival for the next month….
Do not change the channel to Generations – he is watching Soccer!
Don’t ask about Beckham (he is not there) and no-one cares.
Support the same team as him……..please its for your own safety.
Avoid moving in front of the screen ……..right now he feels he [...]
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Posted by Maggie on May 11, 2010
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,’Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?’
The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million [...]
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Posted by Maggie on March 2, 2010
This is a condensed management course with all you ever need to know!
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour
Before she says [...]
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Posted by Maggie on January 11, 2010
Thanx Mark for this one….
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Posted by Maggie on October 12, 2009
Indicating will give away your next move. A real Joburg driver never uses them.
Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled by at least 2 taxis, two Golfs, a BMW and an Uno, putting you in an even more [...]
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Posted by Maggie on October 12, 2009
Last years matrics has never not known cellphones, TV, ipods, and all the mathingie-jigs of our 21st century world. So when Lanie send me this I had a really good chuckle!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their [...]
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Posted by Maggie on June 25, 2009
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said : In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the [...]
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Posted by Maggie on June 10, 2009
Ek het so baie groot verjaarsdae hierdie maand dat ek nie kan help om die volgende tot almal se aandag te bring nie. (Dankie Lanie)
Jy besef jy is besig om oud te raak as …
Jy agterop ‘n nuwe CD nie kan agterkom watter is die lied se naam en watter is die sanger(s) s’n [...]
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Posted by Maggie on January 27, 2009
1.. You walk pasta da bakery.
2… You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND….
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart [...]
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Posted by Maggie on November 27, 2008
A man was placed in intensive care; needles stuck everywhere, tubes running over his disease-ridden body like a spider’s web, nearly comatose. A week later, a second man was put in the same room in very nearly the same condition.
Both men lay there, near death, machines pinging, oxygen tubes, puffing, monitors ding-donging, lights flashing. After [...]
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